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badnooks:

hey date me

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(via cutefor5sos)

fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(Source: girlmentality, via borinq)

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

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pityfucker:

there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret

(Source: assgrl, via cutefor5sos)

sorry:

Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead

(Source: sorry, via cutefor5sos)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via so-pop-punk)

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
nonjutsu:

saw this lil nigga in the condo and i have no idea where the fuck he came from.